This is a cute one. It aint original, but I thought Id put it up here...
One of my buddies is very much in love with his girl. So once when he had made big plans to spend the weekend with her, uinfortunately she had to go to Mysore with family. And you cant give excuses to family for not coming along.
So my friend was disheartened & in this toota-dil state, he wrote the following couplet for her on her return:
My heart was sore,
Because you went to Mysore.
Cute !!! ;)