Tuesday, December 12, 2006


The following article was taken from Bangalore times. Although the blogger unequivocally agrees with all the points given, he is in no way an MCP & hence should be spared the brickbats & feminist attacks. The blogger declares that he respects women very, very much :)

Women are better at communication than men. So they say. But you may have to read between the lines sometimes. Else, you may be left totally confused.Because when a woman says something, she may not mean exactly what she's saying at all. Here's a ready reckoner to understanding a woman's utterances :

  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • We need.. = I want..
  • It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
  • Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
  • We need to talk = I need to complain
  • Sure, go ahead = I dont want you to
  • I'm not upset = Of course Im upset you moron !!!!
  • This kitchen is so inconvenient = We need a new house
  • I want new curtains = ..and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....
  • Hang the picture there = NO! I meant hang it there!
  • Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
  • How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like
  • I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off ur shoes & find a good game on TV
  • Am I fat? = Tell me Im beautiful
  • You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me !!!!
  • Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
  • I'm not yelling !!!! = Yes I am bcoz this is important !!!!
In response to what is wrong? The same old thing...

  • Nothing = Everything
  • Nothing, really = It's just that you are such an idiot !!!!!

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